Jolly Jokes for Joyful Kids (5-10) 50 jokes.
"Jolly Jokes for Joyful Kids"
2. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
3. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
4. What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
5. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
7. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
8. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
9. What has ears but can't hear? A cornfield!
10. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
11. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
12. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
13. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
14. How does a train eat? It goes chew, chew!
15. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? A clock!
16. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
17. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
18. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
19. What do you call a dinosaur that sleeps all the time? A dino-snore!
20. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
21. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy!
22. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
23. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
24. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
25. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music!
26. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybee!
27. How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall!
28. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
29. What do you call a cow with no spots? Plain milk!
30. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
31. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
32. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
33. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
34. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite!
35. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
36. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
37. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
38. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
39. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
40. What did zero say to eight? Nice belt!
41. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!
42. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
43. Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
44. How does the ocean say hello? It waves!
45. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder? To reach the high notes!
46. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
47. What's a pirate's favorite letter? Arrrr!
48. How do you make a unicorn float? You add root beer, ice cream, and a sprinkle of magic!
49. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle!
50. What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck? Milk and quacker.



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